More Mitchell-isms

A few more funnies to document before I forget...

- We took a family trip to the dog park.  Pilot and Tex started running ahead a bit and Mitchell said "Get back here you two, or you're FIRED!"  Jacob and I got a good chuckle and then Jacob asked "What does fired mean, Mitchell?"  He responded "Umm..just in big trouble."

- I'm quickly learning that TV commercials are VERY effective on young children.  Mitchell recently asked "Mom, can we start getting Angel Soft toilet paper?"  A little amused, I asked "Why?"  He responded "Well, it's soft, so it doesn't hurt and it's doubled." (meaning two-ply).  Wow - who would've thought 3 year olds would be their market audience!

- Mitchell begged and begged to go with me to teach my KU class on Tuesday night.  I tried to explain that I wasn't going anywhere exciting, I was just going to teach my students Accounting.  He replied "Well, I can help!  I can help you teach counting, see 1,2,3,4,5, etc...."  If only it were that easy!